to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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This can be essential to finish a perfect quality dissertation while scholars are studying at the university. Thus, your superior release related to this post will be a a really good issue for the thesis example creators.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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A good Kisser

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to eat your poop

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to make water expire.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!