The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to glow in the dark

the power to see the present.

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The power to have any pointless power you want

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

the power to go on this website

The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

The power to die at will

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

the power to see the things that are happening right

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!