The power of your girlfriend's will

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The superpower to have a superpower

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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power to fly when your underwater

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!