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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you
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The power to both love and hate marmite.
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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.
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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it
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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels
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The power to see through air.
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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.
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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.
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The power to fly inside of airplanes
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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...
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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.
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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.
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the power to make a pillow come to life once
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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water
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The power of not knowing the future
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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.
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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.
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The power to change the color of your saliva.
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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.
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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber
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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead
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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it
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The power to grow your nails longer
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The ability to make dogs sneeze
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!