the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to see through windows

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The power to see the present.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to have a small penis

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!