The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to see into the present

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to to think less

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!