the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to speak brail.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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penis

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The power to be super jewish

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!