The power to see forever

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to die.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!