- Pointless Super Powers

The power to die.

the power to die on the spot

The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to make things invisible...to you.

The power to fill trash cans with garbage

the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

The power to grow new teeth.

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

the power to pee standing up when your a woman

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

The power to levitate mustard.

The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

The power to control facial hair of women.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to divide by 0

the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

The power to speak in cursive

The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!