The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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Grass eating

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!