The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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A good Kisser

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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Being a freemason

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The power to write a country song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!