The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to shrink your penis

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!