the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to like any show

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solar powered night-vision

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!