The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!