Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

The power to see your neck without a mirror

the power to go into a coma

The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The power to like any show

The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

solar powered night-vision

The power to take away powers but only your own.

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

The power to glow in the dark

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!