the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to see through windows

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to hate nature

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!