the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to jump face first

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!