The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The ability to be a rock

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The ability to be raped.

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the powre to spel

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to die on the spot

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!