The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to troll.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!