The power to be super jewish

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!