The power to fart out of your mouth

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to do one push-up

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to speak in cursive

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Being Aquaman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!