The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to glow in the dark

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to smell poop

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The ability to not be Batman

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!