The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to die at will

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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solar powered night-vision

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!