- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

Liam Brudenell

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

The power to change the color of your piss

the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

The power to be yourself.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The power to not get shit dick

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

Pointless Super Powers