The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!