The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to be dead

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the ability to have children fully grown

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!