The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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the power to become retarded

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The power to have a power.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!