The power to like this power

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to to think less

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!