The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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the powre to spel

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!