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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!
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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..
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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time
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The power to blink slightly less often.
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The power to like any show
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the power to fly while under water
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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.
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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand
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Walk on water, swim in land!
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the power to shit bricks
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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)
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The power to breath at will.
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The power to make infinite paper clips.
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The power to sleep if your not awake
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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.
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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.
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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination
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to be able to lift any weight of feathers
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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed
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The power to control dodos
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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.
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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.
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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.
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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!