the power to in power your self

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!