The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to see into the present.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!