The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to write on cellophane

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to attract bullets

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to get foot-boners

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to die

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!