the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to eat your poop

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to speak brail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!