The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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the power to control urine

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to sweat acid.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to see forever

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to sweat soup.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!