The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!