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the power to see the things that are happening right
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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.
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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.
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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.
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The power to fly when u are in an elevator
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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.
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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.
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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap
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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold
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The power to see your neck without a mirror
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the power to go into a coma
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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.
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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.
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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers
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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper
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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm
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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.
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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only
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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.
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solar powered night-vision
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The power to take away powers but only your own.
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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room
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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.
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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!