The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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penis

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to die at will

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!