The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!