- Pointless Super Powers

The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to buy free things.

The power to vomit whenever you want to.

The power to eat food

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

kabloooeeey!!!

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to grow your nails longer

The ability to part...hair.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

Nipple Radar.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

The power to eat your poop

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!