- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

The power to have wood when you wake up.

The power to start time.

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to have no powers!

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

The power to eat food

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

The power to buy free things.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

the power to not have a power

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

Pointless Super Powers