the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!