the power to have a dick in the box

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the power to not have a power

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to see through a hole

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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Being Aquaman

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!