the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!