the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to be a dick.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!