The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!