The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

Crap out everything you're allergic too

the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

the power to reseal bottle caps

The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

Being a Spice Girl

the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

the power die if you think.

The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

The power to have backround music in your life.

The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

The power to shrink your penis.

the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!