The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to be wrong

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!