The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to look through glass.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to repel women.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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the power to get blood clots

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!