The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to like this power

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!