"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to be normal.

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

the power to like justin beiber

The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

The power to listen to justin beiber

The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

The power to die at will.

The power to shed hair

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

the power to have a dick in the box

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The power to see what's behind you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!