The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to not have a power.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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penis

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Meatvision.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!