The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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the power to instantly die

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to get foot-boners

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!