Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to eat ass.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to dance really well

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levi Hahne is gay

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!