the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!