- Pointless Super Powers

The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to buy free things.

The power to eat food

The power to vomit whenever you want to.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

kabloooeeey!!!

the power to know when a politician is lying

Nipple Radar.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to grow your nails longer

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The ability to part...hair.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

A good Kisser

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

The power to eat your poop

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!