- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

The power to see through air.

power to be an alcohoic

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

the power to jizz money

The power to see through a hole

The power to become black!

The ability to eat anything except for food

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to cease to exist at birth!

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

the power to poo every time someone asks you out

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

Pointless Super Powers