The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to see into the present

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!