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The power to swallow instead of spid
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the power to fall asleep while being awake
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The power to be super jewish
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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.
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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.
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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze
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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.
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All of aquaman's powers.
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The ability to not be Batman
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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer
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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size
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They power to be able to make meth.
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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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Liam Brudenell
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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.
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The power to disintegrate yourself
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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.
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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.
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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)
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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.
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Third armpit.
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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times
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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!