Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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A healing punch

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!