The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to jizz money

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to become black!

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!