The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to kill you self.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the power to go into a coma

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to die on command.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!