The ability to understand women!!

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to cook bad meals.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to like any show

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!