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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.
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the power to eat only one lays potato chip
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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.
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power to fly when your underwater
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The power to turn into a pebble
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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.
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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it
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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.
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The power to pick something up and stay the same.
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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.
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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.
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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne
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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry
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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.
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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human
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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can
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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"
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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.
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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power
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The power to make sense of Donald Trump
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The power to have no power.
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power to have no power at all
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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!