The power to be a dick.

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The power to die on command.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to jizz money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!