penis

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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To pee standing up.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to fail

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to sleep

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!