- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow your nails longer

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

Nipple Radar.

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to part...hair.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to eat your poop

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

A good Kisser

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to not exercise.

Pointless Super Powers