The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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power to fly only in the plane

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!