- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

The power to cease to exist at birth!

The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to buy free things.

The power to eat food

The power to vomit whenever you want to.

The ability to know when men have erections

Nipple Radar.

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to grow your nails longer

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The ability to part...hair.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

Pointless Super Powers