The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to die

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!