The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to stand still for five hours

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to come second in any race

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!