The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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to die when you are happy

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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penis

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The power to see through windows

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!