The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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Swiss army teeth.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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Being a freemason

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!