The power to eat ass.

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The power to die but once

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to spell words wrong

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The ability to go to hell.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to troll.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!