- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

The power to grow new teeth.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

To be able to summon old people

The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

The power to fly, but only on the moon

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

Pointless Super Powers