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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done
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The power to grow your nails longer
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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.
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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!
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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...
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The power to watch tv
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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.
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The power to not be able to get powers
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power to fly only in the plane
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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time
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the power of make your leg invisible
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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.
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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.
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The power to die.
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Crap out everything you're allergic too
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Tits for a guy.
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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks
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Being a Spice Girl
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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.
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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.
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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am
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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.
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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle
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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!