The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

The power to believe that the only way is essex.

The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

The power to actually care what these people are writing.

The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

The power to make dad jokes.

Grass eating

The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

the power to eat only one lays potato chip

the power of superspeed but only backwards

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to blink slightly less often.

the power to always hug people

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!