Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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Find Waldo

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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Being a Spice Girl

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!