The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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the power to jizz money

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to become black!

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!