the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!