the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to die but once

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!