the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

spontaneous ejaculation

The power to grow fingernails.

The power to become invincible when you're dead

the power of becoming a ginger.

the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

The power to turn cake into poop.

the power to fail

Ladder hands.

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The power to poop and pee at the same time

My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!