The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to become a llama.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!