Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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power to breathe

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to see through glass

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!