the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to eat ass.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!