The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to eat ass.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!