- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to take edible shits.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to communicate with earthworms.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to make thing look blurry for your self

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to read autistic people's minds

The power to kill you self.

The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

The ability to de-carbonate soda

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers