The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!