The power to fly, but only when on the ground

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

the power to taste your own spit

The power to be able to not smell fart

The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

The power to shut the fuck up.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

the power to summon fire with a lighter

The power to see into the future of the past

The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

the ability to lick your own elbow

The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

the power to go on this website

The power to not see ads

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

The power to die early.

The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!