The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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the power to get blood clots

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!