The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

The superpower of having no superpower.

The power to grow new teeth.

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

the power to have an idea..

The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!