The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to speak braille

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to write a country song

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to think.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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power to eat through your but

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!