The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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To pee standing up.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to fail

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to breath at will.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to walk on two legs

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To call me maybe

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The power to die at will.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!