The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!