the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to change your mind

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the ability to digest any food easily

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the ability to smell sounds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!