The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to think.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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the power to be phone

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to be powerless

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the power to in power your self

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!