- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly if you are touching the ground

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

Liam Brudenell

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to die using only your mind.

the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

The power to see through windows

the power to get blood clots

The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

The power to be yourself.

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

Pointless Super Powers