The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the ability to become black.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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To call me maybe

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The ability to lactate air.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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Being a freemason

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!