The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!