- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hear morse code.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The power to read View Terms of Services

The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

The power to vote in a communist state.

the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

The power to turn any edible object brown.

The power to f*ck yourself

The power to not see ads

The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

Pointless Super Powers