- Pointless Super Powers

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get blood clots

The power to be yourself.

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to take edible shits.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to communicate with earthworms.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to make thing look blurry for your self