The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to die at will.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to lose this power.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to die on command

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!