The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!