The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to speak Braille.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!