The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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the power to get blood clots

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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the power to see through windows

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The power to be distracted with grea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!