The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to eat ass.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to close your nose

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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power to eat through your but

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!