The ability to think of a pointless ability.

The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

The power to become invincible when you're dead

THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

The power to make you teeth yellower

The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

The power to shit dirt!

The power to change the color of your piss

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

The power to turn cake into poop.

The ability to reverse your digestive system.

the power to get blood clots

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

The power to speak braille

The power to be dyslexic at will

the power to see through windows

The power to be distracted with grea

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!