The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to die everytime you pee

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the power to fail at everything you

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to die

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to speak in braille...

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!