The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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Lactokinesis

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to not see ads

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The ability to fart pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!