The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!