- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to like any show

The power to shit dirt!

the ability to turn into random hats

solar powered night-vision

the power to fart out of your penis

The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

The power to die when you do Anything!!!

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

The power to breath at will.

The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

The power to walk on two legs

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

To call me maybe

The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

The power to die at will.

the power to be really itchy.

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

Pointless Super Powers