The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to summon unspendable money

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to have a small penis

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!