the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

The power to explode on demand.

the power to be powerless

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to have wood when you wake up.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

The power to watch tv while sleeping

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

The power to turn wine into water

The power to see what's behind you.

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to divide by zero

The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

The power to glow in the dark

The power to control dodos

The power to make infinite paper clips.

the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!